Whacky adventures in German medicine

Oh the Germans, they are an endless source of entertainment. I went to my German English speaking doctor today. We debated the pros and cons of American medicine, which ended with me getting a bone density scan to settle an argument. Ha! I win, there's nothing wrong with my bone density. Suck it, Germans! I drank milk as a kid and eat a ton of ice cream! But seriously, the Germans are very concerned about their health and believe a μg of prevention is worth a kilo of cure. As such, they have given me all sorts of ultrasounds on different organs and tissues, all normal, thank God. The only thing they find is that "Your muscle tissue is very thin. There is something wrong. You need exercise" Signs of my pesky old neuromuscular disease show up on their scans and they don't like it. The doctor suggested some permanent medical procedures and surgeries that would replace some of my stop-gap measures to prolong my mobility/life. But do I trust the Germans to administer any medical procedure, let alone surgery? She could quote me the procedure prices in €, and they are actually affordable compared to the thousands of $ I would have to spend in the US. Something to think about, I suppose.