
My sister-in-law Nancy went to the hospital last night to "smoke out" this overdue baby of theirs. Not sure what technique the doctor will use, rubber tube attached to car exhaust pipe or one of those smoker pots you use for bees, but whatever the case, I am confident Ryan will make his appearance in the next 24 hrs. Nancy's mom is sending me updates from her Blackberry, but last update (midnight EDT) said they (Nancy's parents) got sent home so Nancy could get some sleep, as this is a long process.

Now a short tribute to my brother Jeff who is about to become a father. When I started kindergarten, Jeff wanted to be just like me, what a twerp! He started practicing for the kindergarten entrance exams and got early admission (I kid you not). Growing up, Jeff was a smart, shy boy at school, but at home, he was a fierce fighter, with excellent biting skills. As long as I can remember, he wanted to be a doctor and a father too (with 5 kids to cause unending chaos). Dan says we do too much scheming when we get together and need to be monitored by a third party. But I say being a good schemer has got Jeff where he is today. He knows how to follow his dreams, no matter how silly they seem to other people. What's so silly about a Christmas tree farm?!

And a tribute to Nancy, although I've known you many years less than Jeff and am unsure of your fighting or biting skills. Nancy has a fabulous sense of humor and always makes me laugh. She likes summer cocktails and can drink me under the table. Since I met her, she has gone from not cooking at all to making elaborate Indian meals that I wouldn't even attempt. Ryan is going to be eating some good food! She is always willing to listen, giving me advice when I'm in some kind of emotional crisis or have a friend that's ready to throw in the towel. Her caring and compassionate personality will make her a wonderful mother. I can't wait to take our kids to the beach together and drink some margaritas!
Hopefully my next post will have pictures of Ryan, but I told them not to send me the gooey photos, as I'll gladly wait another day for something less gross.
**Update: Sometime around 15:00 EDT Ryan Alexander was born!! Both baby and mama are doing fine. He weighed in at a whopping 9 lbs 2 oz and 21" long. Hooray!! I was prepared to pull an all-nighter waiting for news. Now I can go to sleep normal time**